cawipe

to use a cat as toilet paper

the roll was out so i had to cawipe

by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009

butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

canipe

A loud guy with a bunch of issues in the past. He’s fun until you say something that gets on his nerves. A playful strong man.

Did you hear canipe today?

Yes he was so loud.

by monekeyyyyyyy September 21, 2023

Paint your calipers

To meet up and "smash"

Hey girl, come over and I'll paint your calipers

by RicoRy August 20, 2020

Cazipez

A star to his generation

He is Cazipez.

by Cazipez May 6, 2021

Mia Casipe

Someone who is really shy, or so you think. secretly she loves to to draw. Once you get to know her, you guys become friends. Until she starts stalking you around, and suddenly kills you in your sleep. She never gets caught.

" AH ITS MIA CASIPE"

by Cloud King November 8, 2018

caripe

"wow" or "i cant believe it" sometimes also used as "that sucks"

Good caripe kid! Aren't you gonna wash your hands?!!!

by kate February 28, 2004