Caliper

A math tool that can be used to measure the depth an width of one's asshole or clit

"Hey I let Sierra use by caliper today, it has her name engraved in it too!"

by Black Sensey February 12, 2015

caliper

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by bayfurkan00 May 6, 2024

calipari

verb: to abruptly leave someone or something, to fuck over

Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"

Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."

Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."

Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."

by veca901 April 2, 2009

Calipornia

Calipornia

California is known for its large successful porn industry.

Random Human Being # 1: Hey where are you going for your vacation?

Random Human Being # 2: I think I'm going to go to Calipornia for a few days and party it up. I might try to get a tour of Vivid studio's too.

RHB # 2: Good choice. Be safe and try not to die.

by Spoono Morris March 30, 2010

Calipari

noun: a person who farts in an elevator and then gets off on the next floor and leaves the passengers to deal with the smell

verb: to Calipari - the act of leaving a Calipari

"I can't believe that guy just totally Caliparied in here!"

by SportsNation August 20, 2009

.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.

I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

by Titus1133 June 6, 2010

Soul Caliber II

A mispelling of Soul Calibur 2, you retards.

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."

by Emennius January 10, 2004