canipe
A loud guy with a bunch of issues in the past. He’s fun until you say something that gets on his nerves. A playful strong man.
canipe by monekeyyyyyyy September 21, 2023
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Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft
Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.
Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012
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What bizarre act is the canine performing?
"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"
What bizarre act is the canine performing? by sigma sugma September 8, 2021
Canine Asshole Reclamation Project
A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.
Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.
Canine Asshole Reclamation Project by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
Canine Fudge Punt
The act of sticking your finger into a yapper dogs behind, shoving it down his throat, and punting it back into the neighbors yard where it came from.
If I catch that dog in my trash again, I'm going to feel angry and canine fudge punt that little mutt over the fence.
Canine Fudge Punt by Intellectual Word August 14, 2012
Canine Mufflehouse
A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.
I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!
Canine Mufflehouse by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019
canine-american
canine-american by lovebug11768 October 20, 2006
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