The cum cauldron is a antique cauldron that resides in the town
square of Port Sorell. It was placed in Port Sorell in the late 1800'
s. Men from all around the small country town contribute to the cauldron frequently by whacking off and leaving their semen in the cauldron, known as a cumtribution. Then once the cauldron is filled the
people of Port Sorell hold a week
long festival called Jizzmas. The women of Port Sorell stand in the cauldron and dip in and out of it with the goal of getting pregnant. It is believed that over
72% of the population of Port Sorell are products of the Cauldron.