cauldrons

a female's bosoms!!! ... breasts

Syn: jugs, tits, knockers, chi-chis, honkers, melons, bazongas, tetas, etc.

Beavis: Damn!!! Check out her rack!

Butthead: I've never seen such gigantic cauldrons!

by Lisette April 5, 2005

cauldron

A large iron pot.
It is used for boiling food inside.
It is often used in fiction by Cannibals and Witches.

The witch had a cauldron.

by Liam Robinson January 24, 2008

The Cauldron

One of the craziest sex acts (if you can call it that!) known to man. What you need is a taker (cauldron) and a giver (male). Once your taker is kneeled comfortably, mouth agape, the giver commences to piss, shit, and cum (in no particular order, mind you) into the Cauldron, after which the conCOCKtion is deilberatly stirred using the penis.

Customer: Yo, I need a real freak. I been watching so much porn nothing phases me.

Pimp: I gots you, this girl over here Sheronda will do anything, and I mean ANYTHING. Hell, last night she let this dude do the Cauldron on her!

by Jack the stoner July 4, 2009

Cauldroning

Practice of when two or more men that share the same toilet play a game of chicken, during which the winner is whoever goes the longest without flushing and the loser is whoever gives in to the awful build up of collected materials.

The lads I live with and I have kept ourselves amused during lockdown, with Cauldroning and Netflix...

by Wilko1984uk April 11, 2021

cauldron

Another word for vulva, punani, the biblical image of the virgin mary, coochie, cookies, pussy, kitty and puuuuh

Them: You see that stir?!?!

You: yeah i’d put it in the cauldron

Them: shiddd me too

by p11tc January 28, 2022

the cauldron

To place your testicles into the mouth of a female with a carbonated beverage in her mouth; preferably sprite, because the lack of caffeine makes it feel super good; while the gal in question gargles the beverage, surrounding the testicles

"yo did u cook in the cauldron with ariel?"
"yea man, i soo did that right after i gave her a ride on the Alaskan pipeline"

by efiki December 12, 2007

Cauldron

To suddenly vomit into a significant others vagina while seemingly performing typical cunnilingus. The end result should resemble that of a cauldron, as seen in fairytales with witches.

The Cauldron, for when you want to spice up your love life.

by MastaJay June 4, 2010