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A person from the Isle of Wight typically inbred.
Ryde where everyone is everone else's cousin: "wow we truely are in caulkhead land"
caulkhead by G59 May 25, 2006
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A person from the Isle of Wight, with at least a three-generation island heritage on both sides. Term of great superiority compared to those from outside overners. many origins but one story suggests the ryde to pompey ferry sank in a storm and the islanders floated to the surafce whilst the overners drowned.
Go home grockle this place is for caulkheads!
caulkhead by IanB April 15, 2005
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A native of the Isle of Wight, by birth.

It originates from the occupation of "caulking", done by casual labourers in Island boatyards to supplement their seasonal agricultural income. It involves packing the seams in the hulls of wooden vessels with oakum and pitch or lead, to make them watertight. The process was thought to emit toxic fumes that cause brain damage; hence "caulkhead" was originally a pejorative, implying that caulkers are stupid, although it has since been adopted by Islanders with pride.
Yew wun't get no sense fram Oswaald, he'm a gurt daaft caulkhead.
caulkhead by Banjo Groyne January 20, 2019

cluckhead 

Used to refer to a crackhead usually used in california
Yo you see the cluckhead over there fiendin.
cluckhead by Mike August 26, 2003

Cluckhead 

A fiend and a thief.

A drug addict that spends his/her time stealing things from people or places to sell them, or "cluck" them on the street for a cheaper price to support their drug habit, especially if they target neighborhoods at late night hours."
"You can park your car inside my yard. Don't park it in the street 'cuz there's a bunch of cluckheads around this block jacking catalytic converters off people in the hood."
Cluckhead by Synthmaster Julius August 20, 2021

causehead 

One who always feels the need to be protesting or joining some cause such as greenpeace or PeTA. Causeheads are habitual joiners and often end up abandoning a previous cause for another more promising one.
Protestors who always feel the need to jump from one cause to another or a bunch of causes at once are causeheads.
causehead by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005

cuckhead 

A variation of Cuphead who has cum in his head and watches Mugman suck off the Devil.
Rochelle: I was just playing Cuckhead yesterday.
Gonzalo: Me too, and cream cheese came out of my peepee.
*then they have the hot sex*
cuckhead by gay is bad May 10, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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