1. A name for latin or half black people who look very pale and get confused for white people very easily. Can also be applied to people who don't like how dark they are, or other nationalities that get confused for white people regularly, such as: Irish, Scottish, Greeks.
2. A name for white people who don't act as the stereotypical white person would, such as not being able to get parking in Boston, or not playing Sudoku every minute of every day.
You: You won't have any trouble hiding in the snow fort dood Black friend: Dude, I'm black.
You: No you're just caucasionally challenged.
You: Theres a white guy working at that chinese place.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'