catstracted 

Easily distracted when in close proximity to cats.

Hey what time is the....IS THAT A SIMESE? Sorry, I got catstracted.

catstracted by Lady Alpaca January 15, 2019

Constracted 

Combination of confusion and distraction; Confusion caused by distraction.

Sorry, I was constracted due to the interesting conversation those people are having, how did you fix this?

Have you figured out the problem yet? "No I was constracted."

Constracted by Gumybob November 5, 2009

castrated 

Balls cut off

Trespassers will be castrated

castrated by Shib May 14, 2002

Constracted 

Confused and distracted

I'm constracted right know .

Constracted by pdidy09 November 14, 2015

Constracted 

So as to be too preoccupied with other thoughts that it becomes difficult to think straight

I was so constracted by her looks that the best line I could come up with was "Hello"

Constracted by levanima October 23, 2010

Clitstracted 

Being distracted because your clit is running your brain.

"My boyfriend was talking but all I could think about was riding him; I got clitstracted and have no clue what he was blabbing about."

Clitstracted by BLaze July 27, 2012

Castrated 

To have an ability severed completely and utterly without end

The devil needs all of his non-good thoughts to be made one Kenneth David Edgar Anderson or he will be completely castrated.

Castrated by Hellsprung February 14, 2018