Definitions by Gumybob

Conundumb 

The realization that you’re not getting any smarter. Those around you are just getting dumber.

You know, I was thinking about all these people around me the other day and I had a conundumb. When friends are talking about how people getting dumber, you answer "That's a conundumb"

Conundumb by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Constracted 

Combination of confusion and distraction; Confusion caused by distraction.

Sorry, I was constracted due to the interesting conversation those people are having, how did you fix this?

Have you figured out the problem yet? "No I was constracted."

Constracted by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Endumben 

To simplify something so those of lesser intelligence can understand, to put in laymen's terms.

Can you endumben this for me?

She is not a Lawyer, please endumben for her.

Endumben by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Strategerk 

One who strategizes ways to jerk people around

That salesman over there is nothing but a strategerk.

Strategerk by Gumybob November 5, 2009