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Preoccupied 

(verb) having sex or making out. Basically just spending some good ol’ one on one bedroom time while your homies are doing something else.
Person 1: Hey man, did Miguel come to the party last night?
Person 2: Nah, he was preoccupied with Samantha.
Person 1: Sweet bro.
Preoccupied by skittythecute July 9, 2018
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Perfectly preoccupied

To be perfectly preoccupied, means to be in a state where everything in your life needs all your needs, wants, desires and all the very necessary in-betweens of these things. It means you have everything you want in life. You might be incredibly busy, you might even be tired or find life stressful, but you couldn't be more content because you have everything that truly meets your needs, and doesn't provide you with too much or too little.

For example, some people might very much like to indulge in movies for extended lengths of time. They may choose movies that fill them with the absolute most possible excitement, and in doing so actually make them uncomfortable, due to being in human nature, this is something that was largely difficult to achieve before modern technology. Fortunately or unfortunately, this is not the meaning of this term.

It is more so used to describe a genuine state of contentment. For example, you may struggle with your job, but somehow miraculously manage to achieve any and every single goal you've set out to achieve, albeit how unrealistic you thought it would be to do so. Not only that, but you also managed to file your tax nobody would help you with, had your favourite meal, saw your friends, and are at a point in life where everything is meticulously organised. For some, this may be the definition of this term. For others it may be something of a similar nature.
Person working in Restaurant: Hey, how's your day going?
Customer: Well, perfectly preoccupied to be honest. Keeping myself busy, and very much so looking forward to eating at your fine dining establishment!
Person working in Restaruant: Well, gee's. I'm flustered. What will it be for today?
Perfectly preoccupied by levimichael September 29, 2023

Precopupied

When a cop is already engaged in busting someone else and is therefore unavailable to bust you.
I whizzed by the speed trap at 90 mph with impunity, as all the available officers were precopupied writing tickets for other speeders.
Precopupied by MPG$ January 6, 2009

peeoccupied 

concentration loss due to a full bladder
What did she say? I have no idea I was peeoccupied.
peeoccupied by farnick October 3, 2010

Precockupied 

To always have cock on one's mind.

To be preoccupied with cock.
I tried to talk politics with Cindy, but all she wanted to do was blow balls. I never met a girl that was so precockupied!

Precockupied by Michael P September 17, 2006

Peeocupied

(adj.) When someone is focused on their need to urinate. It often leads to messy situations (example: getting lost, dropping things, leaving the oven on).
We were on our way to the mall, but I was so peeocupied, I missed the turn off!
Peeocupied by ruk182 August 12, 2011

Precockupied 

1)A woman that is sleeping with a man she has a crush on that isnt returing the affection she desires.
3) A woman that is in a "dead end" relationship that she doesnt want to leave until she finds a "really great guy"
3)A woman that is emotionally and mentally unavialable due to an attachment to a man or relationship yet she claims to be "open to dating" and finding another man.
Dont set John up with Brenda. She is Precockupied with Steve and will only waste Johns valuable time, money, and efforts.
Precockupied by Rummieh December 7, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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