Constracted 

Combination of confusion and distraction; Confusion caused by distraction.

Sorry, I was constracted due to the interesting conversation those people are having, how did you fix this?

Have you figured out the problem yet? "No I was constracted."

Constracted by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Constracted 

Confused and distracted

I'm constracted right know .

Constracted by pdidy09 November 14, 2015

Constracted 

So as to be too preoccupied with other thoughts that it becomes difficult to think straight

I was so constracted by her looks that the best line I could come up with was "Hello"

Constracted by levanima October 23, 2010

Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

Contracted Crop Duster by The S Master June 13, 2021

constract 

When you're a contractor, in IT or other such field, where your current short term contract keeps getting extended, seemingly until the end of time.

Yeah, I'm in a constract with Apple..it's been extended 17 times over the last 3 years.

constract by schmano and yuoshua March 15, 2017

constrained 

A term meaning "we are completely out of stuff" that some people just don't grasp.

We are constrained on laptops, so stop asking, biotch!

constrained by Bama-in-CA October 10, 2005

catstracted 

Easily distracted when in close proximity to cats.

Hey what time is the....IS THAT A SIMESE? Sorry, I got catstracted.

catstracted by Lady Alpaca January 15, 2019