fatsquatch
fatsquatch by Sonny Black Monster December 16, 2008
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Fatsquatch
Man 1: Did you see that fat, hairy guy raging when McDonalds only gave him half a burger!
Man 2: Yea, he went ape shit didn't he.
Man 1: Classic fatsquatch....
Man 2: Yea, he went ape shit didn't he.
Man 1: Classic fatsquatch....
Fatsquatch by Fatman4938 March 8, 2011
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fatsquatch
An ugly obese (fat) man who shows up at your door with roses and gifts and beg you to date him.
Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.
Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.
Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.
Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.
fatsquatch by ress223 December 15, 2008
fatsquatch
word used to gain attention from someone by calling them a fatsquatch.
you. person. dude. hey you. you there. buddy.
you. person. dude. hey you. you there. buddy.
hey fatsquatch, what are you doing?
fatsquatch by Drew September 12, 2004
Fatsquatch
A person who is simultaneously morbidly obese and smells like Sasquatch. When confronted about either the obesity or the smell, their excuses are notably retarded.
These specimen cannot be as in magneto as Sasquatch because each of their steps cause earthquakes.
These specimen cannot be as in magneto as Sasquatch because each of their steps cause earthquakes.
Person 1: wtf is that stench??
Person 2: it’s coming from that fatsquatch over there
Person 1: can’t you take a shower?
Fatsquatch: absolutely not! It’ll drain my primate powers
Person 2: it’s coming from that fatsquatch over there
Person 1: can’t you take a shower?
Fatsquatch: absolutely not! It’ll drain my primate powers
Fatsquatch by MFG.24 June 16, 2025
tatsquatch
an individual that has the pride of owning a tattoo that over time has been engulfed by chest pubes, arm hair, back hair, etc. Now resembling a tattoed chimpanzie or sasquatch... tatsquatch
tatsquatch by herbaliser72 March 19, 2009
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