by Sonny Black Monster December 04, 2008
An ugly obese (fat) man who shows up at your door with roses and gifts and beg you to date him.
Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.
Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.
Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.
Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.
by ress223 December 04, 2008
word used to gain attention from someone by calling them a fatsquatch.
you. person. dude. hey you. you there. buddy.
you. person. dude. hey you. you there. buddy.
hey fatsquatch, what are you doing?
by Drew September 13, 2004
Man 1: Did you see that fat, hairy guy raging when McDonalds only gave him half a burger!
Man 2: Yea, he went ape shit didn't he.
Man 1: Classic fatsquatch....
Man 2: Yea, he went ape shit didn't he.
Man 1: Classic fatsquatch....
by Fatman4938 February 22, 2011
A person who is simultaneously morbidly obese and smells like Sasquatch. When confronted about either the obesity or the smell, their excuses are notably retarded.
These specimen cannot be as in magneto as Sasquatch because each of their steps cause earthquakes.
These specimen cannot be as in magneto as Sasquatch because each of their steps cause earthquakes.
Person 1: wtf is that stench??
Person 2: it’s coming from that fatsquatch over there
Person 1: can’t you take a shower?
Fatsquatch: absolutely not! It’ll drain my primate powers
Person 2: it’s coming from that fatsquatch over there
Person 1: can’t you take a shower?
Fatsquatch: absolutely not! It’ll drain my primate powers
by MFG.24 June 16, 2025