clamsquatch

When a girl's nether region is so unbelievably harry that her vag becomes impossible to find and you begin to doubt its very existence.

"Everything was going great until she revealed her clamsquatch. No matter how may ways I tried to track it down, I couldn't find her pussy. I even tried to get a picture of it, just to prove it was real, but the mythical creature in hiding proved to be more illusive than ever imagined."

by Clamsquatch Hunter March 9, 2014

Chatsquatch

A very large, unattractive, female chatter that bears a striking resembalance to a sasquatch.

The pretty girls never instant message me, only the chatsquatches.

by AdrianBlack November 28, 2007

Clamsnatcher

A female lesbian equivalent of a Chickenhawk

You know Kayse. She’s a clamsnatcher

by Boiboialex October 11, 2020

catsquatch

A giant cat cat who thinks they're good enough to be a sasquatch. A really big fucking loser.

I saw a catsquatch walking on the side of the road.

by Merchiebaby May 5, 2018

cumsquatch

When a large, hairy man has ejaculated all over himself and refused to show.

God damn, you look like a fucking cumsquatch

by LaLaDaDa January 26, 2011

clamscratcher

The intensely satisfying feeling a woman gets when her pubic hair is being lightly scratched, usually as part of foreplay.

Yo! Clamscratcher! Are you doing anything important right now?

by Maryland play space February 18, 2015