catslap

When a man Puts His penis inbetween a womans breasts

And the woman rubs up and down forcing the man to cream all over her face

e.g. cats like cream and stuff

"can i put my nob inbetween ur bongos"
"sure"
"that feels kinda good"
"splash"
"what a good catslap"

:)???

by Jack1991 June 24, 2007

Cincinatti Cat Slap

Gently slapping a woman's vulva multiple times after intercourse.

She got the Cincinatti Cat Slapping of a life time!

by beefkake October 10, 2009

CatLap

The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).

I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.

by LadySeraphina December 5, 2012

Cincinatti cat slap

Where you slap a womans vagina after after rough sex.

I gave J-eff O-sborn's mom the biggest Cincinatti cat slap she had a bruise for a week.

by Thomas Crenshaw August 19, 2010

Catslaughter

The murderings of a cat (Feline). Literally. You murdered the cat.

If I pull out of the driveway, and a cat comes out of no where and I run it over. Would I be sent to jail for Catslaughter?

by GourmandChick October 25, 2012

Catflapped

To quietly leave a gathering or slip off to bed without announcing the fact. Also known as “French leave”

Where’s Ed? I don’t know - he’s probably catflapped

by Dabbo July 12, 2021

CAPSLAP

The using of all capital letters over the internet; usually when chatting with someone.

Sorry, didn't mean to CAPSLAP you! I had CAPS LOCK on.

by Greg Ervay October 17, 2006