catsnap

When you fall asleep and you wake up as an incel loser with nothing in your life but cats

Oh wow, took a catsnap, now I'm single and depressed, better take out my anger constructively

catsnap by 0ufsodifh November 6, 2019

catsnatching 

The gleeful, uninhibited and unrepentant sudden grabbing of a woman’s usually clothed private parts.

Catsnatching, the pastime of powerful men all over the world, has been widely popularized by our 45th President.

catsnatching by Dr Bunnygirl April 20, 2018

Catnap 

To take a brief nap. Ever notice how cats tend to fall asleep, wake up shortly thereafter, and then doze off again? Catnaps are referred to as such due to their brief and sometimes random nature.

Person A: "Say, is Heather awake?"
Person B: "No, she said she was tired and wanted to take a quick catnap.

Catnap by Mephianse April 5, 2005

catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.

Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”

catnapped by Cusween December 15, 2018

catdnaping

when you kidnap a cat

tonight im catdnaping my ex girlfriend cat

catdnaping by adam jensen September 17, 2016

Catnap 

Catnap is definitely not a short nap it's when someone kidnaps a cat

I'm going to catnap my friends cat later today.

Catnap by Koalacat June 19, 2016

Catsnips 

When something is awesome like Harris eg:that cod game was the catsnips it can also be used in a bad sense eg:look it ciran mgonigal that fat catnip

Harris is the catsnips

Catsnips by H.G Dolan May 26, 2016