catpwn

complete and total pwn

He got catpwned.

by whodat?! August 3, 2009

capwnd

to pwn. mafia-style. a twist between the video game term and Al Capone of Chicago.

*machine guns down everyone*
YOU ALL JUST GOT CAPWND, BIARCH!

by KJ52 March 4, 2008

campwned

When campus security breaks up a social gathering, the party is considered campwned.

What happened to the party?
It got campwned

by Ian Emheob February 18, 2008

Carpwned

A derivation of the word "owned" or "pwned" dealing with getting hit by a car or any other moving vehicle, thus being "carpwned."

Nate: "Dude Keenan just got hit by a freakin car!"
Chris: "HAHAHA CARPWNED"

by snapNGturtle December 22, 2008

Capwned

usually in video games, similar to being pwned, but worse. It's when a major bad ass get defeated by something weak or stupid. This references Al Capone, who was a major mafia boss who killed many people, but was sent to jail for tax evasion.

Mike: Dude, Jimmy kicks so much ass.
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned

by fite4justice June 26, 2007

catpenny

(n) Unit of measurement. Measures awesomeness equivalent to entertainment value of throwing one penny at a cat.

That slide is fun to ride on. I'd say that it is worth at least one catpenny per ride.

by Taiter16 September 8, 2010

al capwned

Sent on a dirt nap; outfitted with cement shoes; deep-sixed. Pwned in a very gangster-esque manner.

Johnny the Rat thought he could get away from the mob, but Vito caught up to him, and Johnny got Al Capwned!

by spinaltapsoundguy December 29, 2009