Carpwned 

A derivation of the word "owned" or "pwned" dealing with getting hit by a car or any other moving vehicle, thus being "carpwned."

Nate: "Dude Keenan just got hit by a freakin car!"
Chris: "HAHAHA CARPWNED"

Carpwned by snapNGturtle December 22, 2008

carpwned 

Another word for pwned but better. Basically when someone gets humiliated you declare them carpwnt or carpwned. pernounced car-poh-nd or car-paw-nd

The History:
My friend and i were talking about how Steve Erwin got stabbed by a sting ray and i tried to say "steve erwin got harpooned." but instead i mis-styped and wrote "Steve Erwin got carpooned" and it soon evolved to carponed--> carpwned.

SO YES. This is a movement. Use this word ALL THE TIME in any situation you can. In sports, in video games, in situations when people mess up.

Carpwned. Its a way of life.

Word Created by Keenan's mistyping and Chris' evolution of the word.

Your friend wants a cookie so you toss it at him.
He drops it.
"carpwned!"

carpwned by KeenanCARPWNSyou August 30, 2007

Carpwned 

Another word for pwned but better. Basically when someone gets humiliated you declare them carpwnt or carpwned. pernounced car-poh-nd or car-paw-nd

The History:
My friend and i were talking about how Steve Erwin got stabbed by a sting ray and i tried to to "steve erwin got harpooned." but instead i mis-styped and wrote "Steve Erwin got carpooned" and it soon evolved to carponed--> carpwned.

SO YES. This is a movement. Use this word ALL THE TIME in any situation you can. In sports, in video games, in situations when people mess up.

Carpwned. Its a way of life.

Word Created by Keenan's mistyping and Chris' evolvation of the word.

Your friend wants a cookie so you toss it at him.
He drops it.
"carpwned!"

Carpwned by KeenanCarpwnedYou December 13, 2008

campwned 

When campus security breaks up a social gathering, the party is considered campwned.

What happened to the party?
It got campwned

campwned by Ian Emheob February 18, 2008

Capwned 

usually in video games, similar to being pwned, but worse. It's when a major bad ass get defeated by something weak or stupid. This references Al Capone, who was a major mafia boss who killed many people, but was sent to jail for tax evasion.

Mike: Dude, Jimmy kicks so much ass.
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned

Capwned by fite4justice June 26, 2007

al capwned 

Sent on a dirt nap; outfitted with cement shoes; deep-sixed. Pwned in a very gangster-esque manner.

Johnny the Rat thought he could get away from the mob, but Vito caught up to him, and Johnny got Al Capwned!

al capwned by spinaltapsoundguy December 29, 2009

Al Capwned 

Al Capone was a legendary gangster in the 1920's.

To be Al Capwned, one must be pwned so bad it makes anyone watching bleed from their eyes.

This term is used wrong, a lot.

When President Bush pooped his pants on live tv, then fell in to a porta-potty, Vice President Cheney shouted Al Capwned!

Al Capwned by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007