Catownage
Pronounced cu-toe-nij. Complete and total ownage. This word resets the bar of expectation that the over use of the word ownage has lowered.
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caponage
Federer's performace was complete caponage.
OJ's acquital was such caponage. Yall done know he stuck that bitch.
OJ's acquital was such caponage. Yall done know he stuck that bitch.
caponage by AndrewMode September 30, 2004
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clownage
/klown-ej/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz
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clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz
- Related forms
clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/
I subjected Jeff to extreme clownage to the point where he went numb and attempted to slit his wrists to end the embarrassment.
I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.
I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.
clownage by Do you like me standing here? January 11, 2009
Al Caponage
A level of Pwnage so extreme it equals getting your brains beaten out by a baseball bat, curtosy of Al Capone
Person 1: This morning I fell down the stairs, dislocating my shoulder and spilling burning hot coffee down my leg and 20 page hand-written dissitation
Person 2: Dude, Al Caponage!!!1!!one
Person 2: Dude, Al Caponage!!!1!!one
Al Caponage by Ap Calzone July 6, 2009
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catonakeyboardinspace by BDizzunn October 7, 2007
Gatownage
1. The action that occurs when Cat Casas scores a goal, makes a steal, or wins a sprint in a water polo game.
Gatownage by Berto Shlock February 28, 2005
Catorange
A strained neck or shoulder muscle from aggressive masturbation.
The act of pulling a muscle in the lower neck due to vigorous masturbation
The act of pulling a muscle in the lower neck due to vigorous masturbation
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