Catownage

Pronounced cu-toe-nij. Complete and total ownage. This word resets the bar of expectation that the over use of the word ownage has lowered.

Me: C-C-C-CATOWNAGE!!!!
Loser: Wow, a perfect on all 3 matches?
Me: You call it 3 perfects, I call it CATOWNAGE!!!

by Efrisp March 22, 2009

caponage

1. complete and absolute pwnage.

2. Getting off for a crime everyone knows you committed.

Federer's performace was complete caponage.

OJ's acquital was such caponage. Yall done know he stuck that bitch.

by AndrewMode September 30, 2004

clownage

/klown-ej/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz

- Related forms
clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/

I subjected Jeff to extreme clownage to the point where he went numb and attempted to slit his wrists to end the embarrassment.

I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.

by Do you like me standing here? January 11, 2009

Al Caponage

A level of Pwnage so extreme it equals getting your brains beaten out by a baseball bat, curtosy of Al Capone

Person 1: This morning I fell down the stairs, dislocating my shoulder and spilling burning hot coffee down my leg and 20 page hand-written dissitation

Person 2: Dude, Al Caponage!!!1!!one

by Ap Calzone July 6, 2009

catonakeyboardinspace

What you see when you die.

Ytmnd 4ever! Ebaums worlsd sucks! also cocks! catonakeyboardinspace

by BDizzunn October 7, 2007

Gatownage

1. The action that occurs when Cat Casas scores a goal, makes a steal, or wins a sprint in a water polo game.

1. Damn that fat bitch goalie just took a hit of gatownage.

by Berto Shlock February 28, 2005

Catorange

A strained neck or shoulder muscle from aggressive masturbation.

The act of pulling a muscle in the lower neck due to vigorous masturbation

I gave myself a catorange while thinking of you last night.

by Avroboy October 22, 2010