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Acne found (typically) on a cat's chin.
Because of her incessant rubbing, Pooky developed some rather wicked catne.
catne by cmj July 21, 2005
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shit canned brad 

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.
Shit canned brad came late again to work.
shit canned brad by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020
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Raisin canes 

Nasty and plastic based “food”, imagine if McDonald’s had a plastic parody with chemicals injected into it to make it taste more appealing at first bite but hours later your stomach hurts and you probably die from eating this garbage.
raisin canes, makes McDonald’s look like a 5 star restaurant by comparison

Raisin canes, superficially appealing but profoundly disappointing
Raisin canes by R8m8b8 yaya August 24, 2022

canned coochie 

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?
canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

Cane bay highschool 

Cane bay highschool is a newly built location in the small state of South Carolina. Home to the too good for you preps , yee yee fuckers and pregnant girls that are known to go into labor usually during 3rd period. The only redeeming quality about the school is that we have good snacks , but last month they raised the prices of honey buns to $1.50 which increased my hatred towards the school. The teachers at cane bay will pass you no matter the circumstances just to avoid a classroom full of super seniors ( we have those too). Cane bay highschool has the highest level of security, with a fight at every hall and a drug deal in every classroom you can count on the apathetic , overweight security to do their jobs to the least of their ability ( except for Mr.Wright the best teacher at the whole school ). If you’re soon to be a new student and need some tips on fitting in. Just slap a vineyard vines logo onto anything you own and carry around juul pods to hand out to the nicc addicted crackheads that roam the halls. Cake on that mascara and wear a camo hoodie that smells like cat piss and cigarettes and you’re good to go. Welcome to cane bay highschool , and don’t forget to have a great cane bay day ( it’s your choice )
Wtf is that smell??
“ oh that’s the smell of despair leaking from cane bay highschool “

get canned 

get fired, lose the job
If you continue to space out you are going to get canned.
get canned by NoNick April 26, 2015

camnesia 

'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.
Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.
camnesia by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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