Cane bay highschool is a newly built location in the small state of South Carolina. Home to the too good for you preps , yee yee fuckers and pregnant girls that are known to go into labor usually during 3rd period. The only redeeming quality about the school is that we have good snacks , but last month they raised the prices of honey buns to $1.50 which increased my hatred towards the school. The teachers at cane bay will pass you no matter the circumstances just to avoid a classroom full of super seniors ( we have those too). Cane bay highschool has the highest level of security, with a fight at every hall and a drug deal in every classroom you can count on the apathetic , overweight security to do their jobs to the least of their ability ( except for Mr.Wright the best teacher at the whole school ). If you’re soon to be a new student and need some tips on fitting in. Just slap a vineyard vines logo onto anything you own and carry around juul pods to hand out to the nicc addicted crackheads that roam the halls. Cake on that mascara and wear a camo hoodie that smells like cat piss and cigarettes and you’re good to go. Welcome to cane bay highschool , and don’t forget to have a great cane bay day ( it’s your choice )
by Greyhound bound December 28, 2018