Pile

A 3 dimensional measurement used to calculate distance ,time, circumference, pi, weight, velocity, density, temperature, acts of god, force, gravity, WPM, resolution, direction, time, and worth.

"7.45 cubic kilopiles should get me to my destination".

by vectortec October 17, 2003

Pile

someone with a large butt, who is unpleasant to be around, and has lots of emotional baggage.

Why is that pile so obcessed with me?

by santapiles November 2, 2009

Pile

To have sexual intercourse with a person of the opposite sex

Hay babe let's go back to your place and PILE

by Billy Montana August 23, 2006

Pile

-a person who is a waste of skin
-Someone who is allways doing the absolute minimum at all times

Guy-"Dude did you here how he dropped out of school?"
Other Guy- " Yea man, he's a Pile."

by chickenhead1234 January 19, 2008

Pile

A 205lb man with a long lean torso and 3% bodyfat who is an amazing athlete and trained ground fighter

Pile is gonna T-Bag you!

by hAxie February 22, 2010

Pile

Fail. On an epic scale.
Met with disaster. Go up in flames. Went horribly, horribly wrong. Lost total control. Met with ruin. Fucked Up.

(see Piled Severely)

Almost always used in Past Tense. Because no one expects to Pile. No one would wish a Severe Pile on anyone.)

Do you think he'll Pile?


He forgot to take his exams? Oh, man, he totally piled.

by marsupialmarzipan March 10, 2009

Pile On

When everyone jumps on top of one unfortunate soul, they 'pile on'.
The much less wimpy sounding version of bundle.

'Look, Chris is asleep. Pile on!'

by Kurt H October 19, 2005