In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

Shit Carters Hat by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

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Cattery

A place to pick up loose woman, a brothel

After a hard day at the office, I like to visit my local cattery.

Cattery by Bitlor January 8, 2020

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glass cutters

Nipples that are so severely hard or pronounced that they would be capable of cutting glass.

Fuck, it's freezing out there. I've got glass cutters.

glass cutters by aspirin June 14, 2004

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catterole

cooked Cat casserole,it's what Australians eat for Sunday lunch along with kangaroo's.
The cat meat should be boiled alive,skinned,diced and fried with onions and garlic and served with chutney until it is browned
It is highy recommended that the dish be left to simmer for @ least five hours before eating.

Aussie drongo Bloke: g'day mate, youse coming over for Sunday arvo barbie and catterole to watch the Footy?
Pommy bastard:no thank you,i'm vegetarian,wheres the dunny?
drango:ok Figjam Whinging Greenie Bastard,the cook not too happy,but No worries mate,that's Fair dinkum,BYO (Bring Your Own)Sanger and XXXX tinnies.

catterole by mohair September 11, 2007

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