cat scracther

Having a girl claw your penis until it bleeds, then making her suck the blood off your dick.

"My girlfriend was mad at me the other day so she gave me a cat scracther, but it kind of felt good," said Matt.

Cat Scratches

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.

John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society

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A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

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A cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.

My cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so I drove over in the rain and got my brains fucked out.

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used by someone referring to small ‘non-serious’ cat-like self harm cuts

“are those sh cuts?”

“oh yeah, but they’re only cat scratches”

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Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

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A way to describe self harm scars that were caused by sharp objects

Why do you have so many cat scratches on your arm?

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