The main antagonist in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (not including Kronos, THE bad guy). Son of Hermes, sick to death of all the gods but in the end sacrifices himself to save the world. A goddamn hero. Has a scar on his face.
- a born Yankees fan. Originator of the 70's style porn-stache. A beer guzzling, bird flipping, gone fishing, fuck you-pay me mentality! You either like or hate this fonzanoon!