cashtashtrophy 

When you have the best laid plans but come the day you just don't have the money, potentially leading to a negative situation.

I've been invited on holiday with the woman of my dreams but I've had a cashtashtrophy and I cant go!!

Oh dear, its two weeks til pay day and I've had a cashtashtrophy already

cashtashtrophy by Stickyflip September 24, 2022

gashtashtrophy 

Word used to describe a woman or a group of women who are particularly hideous looking.

Or to describe a drunk horny woman after a heavy night on the town.

Dude 1: Mate don't go in that night club, its an absolute gashtashtrophy in there.

Dude 2: Thanks for the heads up. Ill go somewhere else.

gashtashtrophy by The Gash Meister May 28, 2011

Cashtastrophe 

When you check your bank balance and realise you spent more money than intended.

I just bought three things on afterpay and now I’m too broke to buy dinner. What a cashtastrophe!

Cashtastrophe by LilBron September 19, 2018