cashtashtrophy 

When you have the best laid plans but come the day you just don't have the money, potentially leading to a negative situation.

I've been invited on holiday with the woman of my dreams but I've had a cashtashtrophy and I cant go!!

Oh dear, its two weeks til pay day and I've had a cashtashtrophy already

cashtashtrophy by Stickyflip September 24, 2022

gashtashtrophy 

Word used to describe a woman or a group of women who are particularly hideous looking.

Or to describe a drunk horny woman after a heavy night on the town.

Dude 1: Mate don't go in that night club, its an absolute gashtashtrophy in there.

Dude 2: Thanks for the heads up. Ill go somewhere else.

gashtashtrophy by The Gash Meister May 28, 2011

Cashtastrophe 

When you check your bank balance and realise you spent more money than intended.

I just bought three things on afterpay and now I’m too broke to buy dinner. What a cashtastrophe!

Cashtastrophe by LilBron September 19, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008