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Bruno Carvalho 

Has a tiny penis, portuguese,gets no girls,has tattoos,is probably gay
Bruno Carvalho by Anonymcoolguy November 12, 2018

Hugo Carvalho 

hugo carvalho is a sexy man who can attract lots of bitches just by staring at them
hugo carvalho has lots of bitches

i´ve found a friend for hugo carvalho
his name´s hugo carvalho ? i bet hes a furry
Hugo Carvalho by Hugo Carvalho June 24, 2022

carnalval 

(n.) A carnival of sex-craziness and horny fiends. A freakshow of carnal delight. A good way to spend a Saturday night. Something that can only occurs in wet dreams.
I went to carnalval and had so much sex with so many bodacious babes. It was a blast.
carnalval by papermachete November 7, 2005

Leonor santa maria lopes neves Carvalho 

The greatest best friend to ever exist, makes everyone's day better and brings a smile to your face. Can mostly be dumb and stupid at times but also love to watch anime and cosplay. Very helpful, kind, caring, pretty, amazing ect. They are also the therapist/Mom friend of the group :)
Leonor santa maria lopes neves Carvalho is very kind but can also be a bitch (Aiden)

carvalanche 

It's winter, it's been dumping all night, and you now have a foot of snow on the roof of your car. You're driving somewhere, hit the brakes, and all the snow on your roof slides forward and buries your windshield. You've just been hit with a carvalanche!

See also fenderberg.
Me: I was heading up to the mountain for first tracks, but some flatlander in an SUV cut me off and I had to hit the brakes.

Friend: Did it trigger a carvalanche?

Me: Totally! My windshield was BURIED!
carvalanche by Carlski December 12, 2008