cartortionist 

A person who can fit a reasonably large car into a tight and constricting parking space.

Dang bro the way you wedged your truck into that parking spot was amazing, you are a cartortionist my friend

cartortionist by Capeesh October 26, 2010

Contortionist 

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

Contortionist by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018

cuntortionist 

A woman who uses her vagina or other orifices to hold sway over someone, or provide leverage that situations will play out in her favor.

She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.

cuntortionist by Ephemily December 30, 2013

contortionist 

people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.

>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."

contortionist by junebuggy January 26, 2009

contortionist 

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.

At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.

contortionist by Adel7 January 3, 2008

Contortionist 

Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.

My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.

Contortionist by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018

contortionist 

someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.

contortionist by juunan September 3, 2005