cartooned 

Getting hurt in a manner Reminiscent of classic cartoons

Tony was cartooned when he stepped on a

2 x 4 causing a instantaneous Teeter totter slap to the face

his girlfriend Kat laughed her ass off

cartooned by Tonythetiler May 20, 2018

Canyonnerro 

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.

take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!

Canyonnerro by jon January 8, 2004

Cartner 

A person, riding in the same golf cart as you, who shares a common interest and participates in achieving a common goal on the golf course.

JT asked Wayne "Do you want to be cartner's at the golf course on Sunday?" Wayne replied "No, Brett and I are going to ride together, so we can drink all your Double Cross and act like children."

Cartner by Cheetah Killa August 30, 2013

Cartender 

The person in the car designated to refill drinks or grab beers from the cooler during a road trip.

On the trip from Dallas to Denver, my sister was the designated cartender because she makes the best Gn'Ts.

Cartender by Slinn June 30, 2004

Carboner 

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

Carboner by Eric Adams March 29, 2009

milk cartoned 

Friend who suddenly disappears, usually because of a new relationship.

We were tight until he met Lailia. Then he milk cartoned.

milk cartoned by trollope July 15, 2007

carboner 

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

carboner by OLOKING October 11, 2006