Canyonnerro 

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.

take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!

Canyonnerro by jon January 8, 2004

Canyonnerro 

sport utility vehicle

Let's take Jonah's Canyonnerro, we can fit a keg in the back.

Canyonnerro by Triad February 3, 2003

Canyonnerro 

When used as a verb: to overcome an obstacle much in the way a monster truck would.

Who gives a crap about the traffic, this is a big SUV, just canyannerro your way over them!

Canyonnerro by Justin Fitzgerald November 4, 2004

Canyonero 

Massive, overpriced off-road vehicle as endorsed by Krusty the Klown. Landcruisers, Range Rovers and Patrols all fit the bill. Rarely (if ever) taken off-road, but frequently seen dropping the kids off at school.

1. Mark bought a Canyonero, and its a Squirrel squashin' Deer smackin' driving machine.
2. I can no longer afford rent or food, now that Diesel has hit $1.30 a litre.
3. My sister was badly injured at a pedestrian crossing by the bullbar on some dudes Canyonero.

Canyonero by Jason Beale November 20, 2005