Carsonned 

When someone gets their career put in jeopardy by the group chat

"he just got carsonned by the group chat"

Carsonned by Hurricanesfan123 February 24, 2023

Carusowned 

A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.

"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."

Carusowned by Scott Williamson Rockefeller January 3, 2009

cartooned 

Getting hurt in a manner Reminiscent of classic cartoons

Tony was cartooned when he stepped on a

2 x 4 causing a instantaneous Teeter totter slap to the face

his girlfriend Kat laughed her ass off

cartooned by Tonythetiler May 20, 2018

Carsynne

She is epic and cool and a good personality and loves memes and she is better than a Bradley

Titus: Do you see that girl over there?
Stazi: Oh yea! It's Carsynne

Titus: She is better than Bradley. Bradley is a VSCO girl

Carsynne by DaringlyGorgeousPony October 22, 2019

milk cartoned 

Friend who suddenly disappears, usually because of a new relationship.

We were tight until he met Lailia. Then he milk cartoned.

milk cartoned by trollope July 15, 2007

Carooned 

A word to describe someone who is fried up, fuffed mcguff, and swizled and swuzled. It is beyond simple terms like high, stoned, or buzzed. It is the human equivalent of an upside down kaleidoscope.

Alphonso is gone, man. He’s completely carooned right now.

Carooned by DSpotH8ter September 12, 2023

milk cartoned 

past tense of milk carton.

That guy gave me a hard time so I milk cartoned him.

milk cartoned by nick May 9, 2005