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cardiothartic
I know it's petty, but when I saw my ex who dumped me - not looking great, with boring date - it was a cardiothartic experience.
cardiothartic by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 23, 2011
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cartidiot • citidiot • cridiot • cadidiot • Caffidiot • canaidiot • canidiot • Cardiotaction • cardiothartic • cardiothoracic
citidiot
citidiot
Someone from an urban area who moves to a rural area. They come in masses, seemingly over night and ruin small town life.
"Them damn citidiots are buyin' up the best deer huntin' spots and buildin' their fancy summer homes."
citidiot by chris beath September 23, 2007
cadidiot
a cadet who: is stupid and/or acts like he/she is in the armed forces yet he/she isn't because he/she hasn't gone to basic traininig (boot camp).
NOTE: West Point cadets are the only exception to this term.
NOTE: West Point cadets are the only exception to this term.
Johny is cadidiot because he is in college and is a member of his ROTC program and wears his uniform everywhere he goes and thinks he is a bad a**.
cadidiot by seabass009 May 27, 2009
citidiot
Someone from the City who ventures to the country for small periods of time for "vacation" and annoys the hell out of country folk.
Someone defined by the following characteristics:
1. Someone who needs indoor plumbing on a regular basis (regular showers)
2. Someone who cannot build a camp fire
3. Someone who cannot put up a tent
4. Someone who wears cologne/perfume outside of the city/suburb
5. Someone who knows nothing of the country, country music or country etiquette
6. Someone who cannot survive without technology
7. Someone who complains about the country, when in the country, to country people while boasting about the city
8. Someone who is sacred of local wildlife and continually asks "what's that smell/noise?"
9. Someone who can't defend themselves against Mosquitoes
10. Someone who confuses plaid and flannel
Someone defined by the following characteristics:
1. Someone who needs indoor plumbing on a regular basis (regular showers)
2. Someone who cannot build a camp fire
3. Someone who cannot put up a tent
4. Someone who wears cologne/perfume outside of the city/suburb
5. Someone who knows nothing of the country, country music or country etiquette
6. Someone who cannot survive without technology
7. Someone who complains about the country, when in the country, to country people while boasting about the city
8. Someone who is sacred of local wildlife and continually asks "what's that smell/noise?"
9. Someone who can't defend themselves against Mosquitoes
10. Someone who confuses plaid and flannel
citidiot by ginger_rdp August 28, 2014
canidiot
canidiot by Doug Adamek June 30, 2005
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