Carthespian
Who was that weirdo running around in an awkward wig challenging students to sword fights in a russian accent?" "Must be a Carthespian
Carthespian by Slammin' Salem December 5, 2010
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yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping
Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping is a computer science term for a branch of mathematics that does not exist yet. When new hires ask what types of math they should look up, a common joke would be to say "Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping."
bro I just had sex with your girl.
Dude no brove it prosef
I can show you show with yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping
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I can show you show with yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping
yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping by blove208 July 23, 2018
Steamy Cartesian
The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).
Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!
Steamy Cartesian by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017
Cartesian Plane
The act of 4 penises being arranged while touching all perpendicular to the next; all tips meeting at the origin (0,0)
Cartesian Plane by msmsiwodjf April 4, 2022
cartesian cross
The Cartesian cross is the basic program of dualism. The y axis is good at the top and bad at the bottom. The x axis is life at the right and death on the left.
cartesian cross by fred ressler April 10, 2017
CartesianTheist
CartesianTheist is a you tuber who has dedicated his account to the discussion of philosophical theology. His primary interests are in the a posteriori arguments for the existence of God. In particular he defends the cosmological, non-analogical teleological and moral arguments for God's existence.
In his own words:
"The God I am defending the existence of is the God described in Western philosophical literature. Here is Swinburne's nice summary:
"I take the proposition 'God exists' to be logically equivalent to 'there exists necessarily a person without a body who necessarily is eternal, perfectly free, omnipotent, omniscient, perfectly good, and the creator of all things'. I understand by God's being eternal that he always has existed and always will exist. By God's being perfectly free I understand that no object or event or state in any way causally influences him to do the actions that he does - his own choice at the moments of action alone determines what he does. By God's being omnipotent I understand that he is able to do whatever it is logically possible that he can do. By God's being omniscient I understand that he knows whatever it is logically possible that he know. By God's being perfectly good I understand that he always does a morally best action, and does no morally bad action. By his being the creator of all things I understand that everything that exists at each moment of time, he makes it exist, or permits it to exist."
'The Existence of God' p.7"
CartesianTheist
"The God I am defending the existence of is the God described in Western philosophical literature. Here is Swinburne's nice summary:
"I take the proposition 'God exists' to be logically equivalent to 'there exists necessarily a person without a body who necessarily is eternal, perfectly free, omnipotent, omniscient, perfectly good, and the creator of all things'. I understand by God's being eternal that he always has existed and always will exist. By God's being perfectly free I understand that no object or event or state in any way causally influences him to do the actions that he does - his own choice at the moments of action alone determines what he does. By God's being omnipotent I understand that he is able to do whatever it is logically possible that he can do. By God's being omniscient I understand that he knows whatever it is logically possible that he know. By God's being perfectly good I understand that he always does a morally best action, and does no morally bad action. By his being the creator of all things I understand that everything that exists at each moment of time, he makes it exist, or permits it to exist."
'The Existence of God' p.7"
CartesianTheist
CartesianTheist by socratesforthewin July 27, 2010
Cartesian Cesspit
Bro, I hate to admit it, but she was my first time, and I accidentally pulled a full Cartesian Cesspit on her. I'm so ashamed.
Cartesian Cesspit by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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