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Eartheist 

Someone who does not believe that the Earth is flat nor the Earth is round.
The teacher asked if I believed the Earth is flat, but I told her No, I’m an Eartheist, because I don’t believed the Earth is round either!
Eartheist by JG.F.AV May 25, 2018

Flat Earthers

Strange Humans that believe the conspiracy that planet earth is flat.
Hey, welcome to the Flat Earthers club take a seat and our international meeting with start in 5 minutes so get prepared to lose more brain cells than you currently have

cartheist 

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)
"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"
cartheist by BionicDance June 8, 2019

earthstrong 

Its bob marleys earthstrong
earthstrong by royaly November 9, 2007

Flat Earthers

Being a Flat Earther is a lifelong developmental disability that affects how people perceive the world and interact with others. Flat Earther people can have difficulties with everyday social communication, social interaction, repetitive behaviours and sensory issues
Flat Earthers by ZJaeger1179 April 15, 2018

flat earthers

people who believe the earth is flat ,usually the people who repeat kindergarten and still fail.
flat earthers:My 5 page thesis on why the earth is shaped like an alex jones supplement

Page 1

Have we ever even seen the earth? Ive seen globes but those are "global"ist propoganda. Stupid science bitches couldnt even make i more smarter and they can see the moon? I think not you trick ass bitch. I specifically hate elon musk. Him and his other space nerds trying to shove propoganda like "why do you think the earth is a pill" and "please leave our room you dont have a job here" and "please put clothes on youre scaring my children" but i dont care.

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Science is a liar sometimes. If you look in history you see multiple science bitches doing stupid stuff like eating murcury and saying "the earths oceans are real" my point is scientists are wrong all the time and we should not take their word as fact.

Page ?
Where am i

They found me man. The globalists. They took my "brainpower" supplements and i cant think straight anymore. This is my last chance to say something. The earth is absolutely a pi--@#!%$#
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THE EARTH IS ROUND AND GLOBELIKE. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM I MEAN ME. BELEIVE THE FACTS. IM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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