cartesia 

Loyal, honest, and straightforward. She will give you her last if you need… Her heart is of gold and if anyone crosses her, you will definitely see the other side of her

Cartesia is a blessing to anyone she meets.

cartesia by anonymous November 23, 2021

yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping 

Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping is a computer science term for a branch of mathematics that does not exist yet. When new hires ask what types of math they should look up, a common joke would be to say "Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping."

bro I just had sex with your girl.
Dude no brove it prosef
I can show you show with yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping

yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping by blove208 July 23, 2018

Steamy Cartesian 

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

Steamy Cartesian by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

Cartesian Plane

The act of 4 penises being arranged while touching all perpendicular to the next; all tips meeting at the origin (0,0)

Me and my 3 other homies got bored, and decided to get a cartesian plane going

Cartesian Plane by msmsiwodjf April 4, 2022

Cortesia 

A girl who is usually inspiring. She is strong willed. Sometimes feisty. An honorable girl. Sometimes may be classified by the saying; "Bossy from head to toe.. freaky but never a hoe...She plays the game like monopoly but she dares a bitch to land on her property."

Cortesia is always trying to help everybody else with they problems, and can't even fix her own.

Cortesia by Mr. Anonymous2058 November 11, 2011

CARNESIA 

Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"

GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.

GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.

CARNESIA by NickyLags December 23, 2011

cartesian cross

The Cartesian cross is the basic program of dualism. The y axis is good at the top and bad at the bottom. The x axis is life at the right and death on the left.

John taught his children that the Cartesian Cross exists to keep them alive.

cartesian cross by fred ressler April 10, 2017