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Cortesia 

A girl who is usually inspiring. She is strong willed. Sometimes feisty. An honorable girl. Sometimes may be classified by the saying; "Bossy from head to toe.. freaky but never a hoe...She plays the game like monopoly but she dares a bitch to land on her property."
Cortesia is always trying to help everybody else with they problems, and can't even fix her own.
Cortesia by Mr. Anonymous2058 November 11, 2011
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yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping 

Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping is a computer science term for a branch of mathematics that does not exist yet. When new hires ask what types of math they should look up, a common joke would be to say "Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping."
bro I just had sex with your girl.
Dude no brove it prosef
I can show you show with yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping
(Cortesil) Western slang for skrillex, usually used when referring to Dubstep or any other genre involving wubs, drops and bass.
"Daym, that's some good cortesi!"
Cortesi by Shadowlance June 10, 2013

Steamy Cartesian 

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).
Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

Cartesian Plane

The act of 4 penises being arranged while touching all perpendicular to the next; all tips meeting at the origin (0,0)
Me and my 3 other homies got bored, and decided to get a cartesian plane going
Cartesian Plane by msmsiwodjf April 4, 2022

cortesan 

cortesan by Lexi M. September 3, 2006

cortesta 

A horse with ridiculously large balls who wins every race
Look at that Cortesta go!
cortesta by BoomanNooman June 19, 2017
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