carteresk

the act of having sex with dogs and being extremely gay and pretending to be homophobic

oh my god, Mikey is so carteresk.

by garrettesk December 21, 2021

Carterism

A life philosophy such as Buddhism, which can accompany any religion or athiestic view. Carterism was founded by Darin Carter and consists of living life as healthy and happy as possible. With a set goal of Living to 101 years of age. Constantly considering new scientific and religious findings as to what contributes to health and happiness, while keeping in mind ancient human ways as an indication of diet and exercise and human interaction.

Carterism is the path to the happiest, healthiest, and therefore longest life possible a person can live.

by McWebster August 19, 2010

Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

James cartered

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male

I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered

by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018

Cape Carteret

Formally a quaint coastal community 2.5 hours outside of Raleigh, now a highly developed suburb of nothing that you move too because Raleigh isn't white enough.

Hey did you hear about the Pakistani family that moved in next door? I think it's time we move to Cape Carteret.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

cartered

Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.

I got cartered

by Satisfaction's finest June 6, 2009

Carteret

"A small borough located in New Jersey. Carteret has a strong Irish, Polish, Italian, African American, Punjabi, Hindu, & Muslim community. They also contributed a lot to America, especially sending many young men and women to War (WWI, WWII, and Vietnam mostly).

Private Nicholas Minue was from Carteret. He's a renowned military hero, even having a public elementary school named after him.

by Carteretian January 23, 2010