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the act of having sex with dogs and being extremely gay and pretending to be homophobic
oh my god, Mikey is so carteresk.
carteresk by garrettesk December 21, 2021
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Carterism 

A life philosophy such as Buddhism, which can accompany any religion or athiestic view. Carterism was founded by Darin Carter and consists of living life as healthy and happy as possible. With a set goal of Living to 101 years of age. Constantly considering new scientific and religious findings as to what contributes to health and happiness, while keeping in mind ancient human ways as an indication of diet and exercise and human interaction.
Carterism is the path to the happiest, healthiest, and therefore longest life possible a person can live.
Carterism by McWebster August 19, 2010

Shit Carters Hat 

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.
"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

James cartered 

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male
I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered
James cartered by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018

Cape Carteret 

Formally a quaint coastal community 2.5 hours outside of Raleigh, now a highly developed suburb of nothing that you move too because Raleigh isn't white enough.
Hey did you hear about the Pakistani family that moved in next door? I think it's time we move to Cape Carteret.
Cape Carteret by herndonium September 15, 2020
Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.
I got cartered

Carteret 

"A small borough located in New Jersey. Carteret has a strong Irish, Polish, Italian, African American, Punjabi, Hindu, & Muslim community. They also contributed a lot to America, especially sending many young men and women to War (WWI, WWII, and Vietnam mostly).
Private Nicholas Minue was from Carteret. He's a renowned military hero, even having a public elementary school named after him.
Carteret by Carteretian January 23, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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