The Bubbaning

When a man who looks like he beats the shit out of his wife tries to fight a teenager at a gas station. Common in southern United States.

The bubbaning is going down at Circle K tonite.

by herndonium May 17, 2022

Carteret County

When you photo copied your stimulus check

Haha, Carteret County(ed) my Trump Bucks

by herndonium June 18, 2022

Suburban Nutshack

That one house on your street that has at least ten Filipinos living in a three bedroom house that is maybe 1800 square feet at best.

Person 1: Did you hear about that Filipino family that bought the house at the end of the cul de sac?
Person 2: Oh god get ready for the suburban nutshack...

by herndonium September 16, 2020

Cape Carteret

Formally a quaint coastal community 2.5 hours outside of Raleigh, now a highly developed suburb of nothing that you move too because Raleigh isn't white enough.

Hey did you hear about the Pakistani family that moved in next door? I think it's time we move to Cape Carteret.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Croatan High School

A collection of the most obnoxious white kids (aged 14-18) in any specific area.

Person 1: Hey you wanna head out tonight?
Person 2: Nah, all the Croatan High School kids are out.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

publix

where you shop when Food Lion or Winn Dixie is too poor looking for you

Oh no Winn Dixie is much to ghetto, lets go to Publix.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Kinston

Eastern North Carolina white person for, place with black people that makes me uncomfortable.

I'm scared of Kinston, because I'm a white person from southeastern north carolina.

by herndonium May 17, 2022