Definitions by herndonium

Carteret County 

When you photo copied your stimulus check

Haha, Carteret County(ed) my Trump Bucks

Carteret County by herndonium June 18, 2022

The Bubbaning 

When a man who looks like he beats the shit out of his wife tries to fight a teenager at a gas station. Common in southern United States.

The bubbaning is going down at Circle K tonite.

The Bubbaning by herndonium May 17, 2022

Kinston 

Eastern North Carolina white person for, place with black people that makes me uncomfortable.

I'm scared of Kinston, because I'm a white person from southeastern north carolina.

Kinston by herndonium May 17, 2022

sex boots 

The right way to refer to your timbs.

Person 1: Yo nice timbs
Person 2: Nah man these aren't timbs, these are sex boots

sex boots by herndonium September 15, 2020

Suburban Nutshack

That one house on your street that has at least ten Filipinos living in a three bedroom house that is maybe 1800 square feet at best.

Person 1: Did you hear about that Filipino family that bought the house at the end of the cul de sac?
Person 2: Oh god get ready for the suburban nutshack...

Suburban Nutshack by herndonium September 15, 2020

Ms. Lee 

What you call a judgmental Korean church lady.

I was just minding my own business at Queens plaza, then some Ms. Lee came up to me giving me pamphlets about how I'm gonna burn if I don't repent.

Ms. Lee by herndonium September 15, 2020

Pullin' an Austin Powers 

When you're playing blackjack and you decide to hit when you should definitely stand.

Dealer: That's 19
Person 1: I'll hit
Person 2: What are you pullin' an Austin Powers for? You have 19!

Pullin' an Austin Powers by herndonium September 15, 2020