herndonium's definitions

Suburban Nutshack

That one house on your street that has at least ten Filipinos living in a three bedroom house that is maybe 1800 square feet at best.

Person 1: Did you hear about that Filipino family that bought the house at the end of the cul de sac?
Person 2: Oh god get ready for the suburban nutshack...

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Croatan High School

A collection of the most obnoxious white kids (aged 14-18) in any specific area.

Person 1: Hey you wanna head out tonight?
Person 2: Nah, all the Croatan High School kids are out.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

The Bubbaning

When a man who looks like he beats the shit out of his wife tries to fight a teenager at a gas station. Common in southern United States.

The bubbaning is going down at Circle K tonite.

by herndonium May 17, 2022

publix

where you shop when Food Lion or Winn Dixie is too poor looking for you

Oh no Winn Dixie is much to ghetto, lets go to Publix.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

sex boots

The right way to refer to your timbs.

Person 1: Yo nice timbs
Person 2: Nah man these aren't timbs, these are sex boots

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Pullin' an Austin Powers

When you're playing blackjack and you decide to hit when you should definitely stand.

Dealer: That's 19
Person 1: I'll hit
Person 2: What are you pullin' an Austin Powers for? You have 19!

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Carteret County

When you photo copied your stimulus check

Haha, Carteret County(ed) my Trump Bucks

by herndonium June 18, 2022