herndonium's definitions

sex boots

The right way to refer to your timbs.

Person 1: Yo nice timbs
Person 2: Nah man these aren't timbs, these are sex boots

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Pullin' an Austin Powers

When you're playing blackjack and you decide to hit when you should definitely stand.

Dealer: That's 19
Person 1: I'll hit
Person 2: What are you pullin' an Austin Powers for? You have 19!

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Carteret County

When you photo copied your stimulus check

Haha, Carteret County(ed) my Trump Bucks

by herndonium June 18, 2022

Ms. Lee

What you call a judgmental Korean church lady.

I was just minding my own business at Queens plaza, then some Ms. Lee came up to me giving me pamphlets about how I'm gonna burn if I don't repent.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

publix

where you shop when Food Lion or Winn Dixie is too poor looking for you

Oh no Winn Dixie is much to ghetto, lets go to Publix.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

The Bubbaning

When a man who looks like he beats the shit out of his wife tries to fight a teenager at a gas station. Common in southern United States.

The bubbaning is going down at Circle K tonite.

by herndonium May 17, 2022

Gonzaga

Basketball team that teaches classes as a side hussle.

person 1: Jatrell just got into Gonzaga!
person 2: Of course he did, he has a lethal three.

by herndonium September 15, 2020