herndonium's definitions

Carteret County

When you photo copied your stimulus check

Haha, Carteret County(ed) my Trump Bucks

by herndonium June 18, 2022

The Bubbaning

When a man who looks like he beats the shit out of his wife tries to fight a teenager at a gas station. Common in southern United States.

The bubbaning is going down at Circle K tonite.

by herndonium May 17, 2022

Kinston

Eastern North Carolina white person for, place with black people that makes me uncomfortable.

I'm scared of Kinston, because I'm a white person from southeastern north carolina.

by herndonium May 17, 2022

sex boots

The right way to refer to your timbs.

Person 1: Yo nice timbs
Person 2: Nah man these aren't timbs, these are sex boots

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Suburban Nutshack

That one house on your street that has at least ten Filipinos living in a three bedroom house that is maybe 1800 square feet at best.

Person 1: Did you hear about that Filipino family that bought the house at the end of the cul de sac?
Person 2: Oh god get ready for the suburban nutshack...

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Ms. Lee

What you call a judgmental Korean church lady.

I was just minding my own business at Queens plaza, then some Ms. Lee came up to me giving me pamphlets about how I'm gonna burn if I don't repent.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Pullin' an Austin Powers

When you're playing blackjack and you decide to hit when you should definitely stand.

Dealer: That's 19
Person 1: I'll hit
Person 2: What are you pullin' an Austin Powers for? You have 19!

by herndonium September 15, 2020