carterish 

Act of being silly, but annoying while being funny at the same time.

“ That kid was acting very carterish at recess today.”

carterish by Callofdutyfan February 24, 2025

Carterism 

A life philosophy such as Buddhism, which can accompany any religion or athiestic view. Carterism was founded by Darin Carter and consists of living life as healthy and happy as possible. With a set goal of Living to 101 years of age. Constantly considering new scientific and religious findings as to what contributes to health and happiness, while keeping in mind ancient human ways as an indication of diet and exercise and human interaction.

Carterism is the path to the happiest, healthiest, and therefore longest life possible a person can live.

Carterism by McWebster August 19, 2010

Gale Cartwright

An elderly man who tries to screw young women 29 and younger. Usally having to settle for porn to jack off to because no woman will ever really want him. He broadcast on vaughnlive and will mod anyone just to get them to stay for his show.

"Gale Cartwright? Didn't he die? Oh well."

Gale Cartwright by OGTroll June 9, 2013

Jay Cartwright 

Andy: I’ve shagged so many birds this week, must be about 25 of then

Tyler: oh fuck off you Jay Cartwight

When someone chats so much shit, they’re called a jay Cartwright

Jay Cartwright by Chat shit November 4, 2018

Shit Carters Hat 

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

Shit Carters Hat by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

cartwright twins 

The Canadian baseball team that railed Dean Winchester.

Cas: „What did you do with the Cartwright twins?“
Dean: :o

cartwright twins by chooo22 February 19, 2021

dan cartwright 

a fat ginger virgin with no friends

Yo dan cartwright, you're a fat ginger virgin with no friends

dan cartwright by fat ass dan June 3, 2019