Carterising

To spread sexually transmitted diseases around a small village, or other small community.

When Dan Carter arrived in the village of Begbroke it was chlamydia free. This was followed by an outbreak of Carterising.
It isn't now.

by Oxon February 2, 2009

Camperising

A verb (doing word).
Used when doing work on your Volkswagen Camper, whether it is a splitty, bay, t25 etc etc.

Kate:Ohh hey John what are you doing tonight?
John: Ohh just camperising! I wanna try and get the wheel arch in tonight.

by Lee Collier January 15, 2009

Cartering

When you have a crush on someone, but it goes way too far. To the point that you’re obsessing over them. No matter how many times they reject you, you keep trying. Too much perseverance.

“I think I’m Cartering over that guy over there…”

by Ms.Gertrude February 18, 2022

Cartering

Originating in Northern West Virginia near the pan handle. It means to intensely glare, stare at a female of another race for sexual gain.

Tyrell: "Dayum! Did you see that tits on that fine ass white girl?"
Dave: "Chill man, you Cartering heavy right now."

by #MrWipeMeDown April 19, 2011

Cauterizing Creations

The hot shit you take that hurts leaving your body, and you swear it's so hot it will cauterize your hole shut

Jimbo: I've had a bad case of the cauterizing creations lately, and it's weird because all I've eaten are salads. I swear my asshole feels like it is being welded shut after a sesh on the toilet

by ONTHATSHIT January 6, 2020

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

by jipuktuk June 1, 2013

Luke Cartering

When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games

He graduated Harvard but he every game night he is Luke Cartering.

by TonyBoloney November 30, 2020