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carrot cruncher 

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.
Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.
carrot cruncher by City Lad August 13, 2008
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carrotmuncher 

normally from bristol or somerset - cant talk properly normally ends a conversation with the term coolbeans
alright my lover av you seen my cider cool beans - fuck off you carrot muncher

says something you dont understand followed by coolbeans - oh your a carrotmuncher your cousin girlfirend sister is over there with your mum
carrotmuncher by tonmawrtiki November 22, 2010

carrot cruncher 

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.
"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."
carrot cruncher by mugwump November 13, 2004

carrot cruncher 

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"
carrot cruncher by oracle March 12, 2004

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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