Definitions by mugwump

old boiler

A tarty woman past her prime.

Pat butcher from eastenders,

old boiler by Mugwump April 19, 2006

latent 

LATENT is the same as closet queen.
A repressed homosexual,someone who is
secretly gay but pretends to be straight.
They may have sex with women but prefer to fuck the arse.

There once was a fellow called hunt,
who liked doing girls back to front,
it was blatently clear
hs was latently queer
cause went up the arse not the cunt

latent by mugwump November 16, 2004

smoothie 

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.

Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.

smoothie by mugwump November 16, 2004

fragged 

Obliterated.Either physically or mentally.
Neurologically challenged due to over use of chemical stimulants or hallucinogenic drugs.

Too much acid,speed E,etc,and your head will be FRAGGED.

fragged by mugwump November 13, 2004

twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

twat by mugwump November 13, 2004

gobby 

The same as MOUTHY.When someone talks too much,too loudly, or uses boastful or slanderous talk then they are GOBBY or GOBBING OFF.

"That GOBBY cunt,I told him to stop GOBBING OFF about me but in the end I had to twat him.

gobby by mugwump November 13, 2004

cuba libra 

An alchoholic beverage consisting of Rum and Coke with half a lime in it.

"Man my head is minging today,I'd better have a CUBA LIBRA to sort it out.

cuba libra by mugwump November 13, 2004