mugwump's definitions

latent

LATENT is the same as closet queen.
A repressed homosexual,someone who is
secretly gay but pretends to be straight.
They may have sex with women but prefer to fuck the arse.

There once was a fellow called hunt,
who liked doing girls back to front,
it was blatently clear
hs was latently queer
cause went up the arse not the cunt

by mugwump November 16, 2004

smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.

Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.

by mugwump November 16, 2004

lowdown

American in origin.Can mean COOL or be an expression of approval.
Alternativley an expression of contempt.

"Cool man that jazz sounds LOWDOWN."
Or negative.
"You lowdown cotton pickin'son of a bitch."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

dogass

A person most cretinous in both appearance and habits.A tramp or person of low social standing.Possibly originates from afro american street slang.

"Stop hanging around outside my store you DOGASS go pick up butts somewheres else."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

merther

West Indian.Denotes the sensations produced by smoking marijuana while listening to dub reggae.The merging and distortion of sense impressions that occurs during cannibonoid trance.

"Sound system make pure merther tonight."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

devon dumpling

A member of an ethnic race of subnormal intelligence.A devonian.
I'm a devonian born and bred,
strong in the arm and thick in the head.

"I'm never going to Tiverton again,it's full of dumb DEVON DUMPLINGS."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

poncing

1.Slang for begging.
2.Going around giving oneself heirs,as though one amounts to something,ie:PONCING about
3.A fellow acting in an effeminate manner,the same as MINCING.

1."I was skint so I had to go PONCING up money for some booze."
2."Look at that tosser poncing around in his ford capri".
3."What a poncing gaylord."

by mugwump November 13, 2004