crunchers 

crunchers are a mans balls

a ball flew straight into joe's crunchers

crunchers by lukeboi July 4, 2006

crunchers 

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.

Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.

crunchers by Conan the Grammarian April 9, 2009

crunchers 

best minecraft player of all time, has never lost a minecraft match ever

usually seen shitting on ziblackinggg

dude, crunchers is just the fucking BEST

crunchers by crunchers October 25, 2019

mud crunchers

Another term for infantry.

Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.

Recruit:come again?

*boots the recruits face

Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?

mud crunchers by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007

Number Crunchers 

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.

He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

Number Crunchers by alfie_fan January 5, 2010

crayon crunchers 

A crayon cruncher is a name given to the lowest class in De la Salle high school.
There average day consists of 3 crayons in the morning. A lick of the window at lunch. And a small nap before going home to play minecraft.

I'm covering the crayon crunchers today, so I'll probably have my work cut out for me!!

crayon crunchers by Irish Boi October 20, 2017

Carpet crunchers 

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.

Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS

Carpet crunchers by I eat your toes for breakfast May 8, 2023