carrotmuncher 

normally from bristol or somerset - cant talk properly normally ends a conversation with the term coolbeans

alright my lover av you seen my cider cool beans - fuck off you carrot muncher

says something you dont understand followed by coolbeans - oh your a carrotmuncher your cousin girlfirend sister is over there with your mum

carrotmuncher by tonmawrtiki November 22, 2010

carrotcruncher 

A carrotcruncher is a term used for a supporter of southampton football club, so called due to thier accent which sounds like a 17th century farm hand, in fact the vast majority still work on farms in the Hampshire and Dorset area.

A Bournemouth football fan would say "we beat the carrotcrunchers 4-0 today"

carrotcruncher by mladen September 10, 2007

carpetmuncher 

lesbian

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."

carpetmuncher by lauren August 30, 2003

carpetmuncher 

A person that really likes to eat out girls. Someone who gives a girl head.

He loves that pussy juice, that carpetmuncher.

carpetmuncher by ZZZZZZZZ September 16, 2007

carpetmuncher 

girls who like to get down with the ladies and often munches on there seafood platter . for more pleasure they use there tounges and eats away at their vagina

oh april you carpetmuncher suck my pussy

carpetmuncher by transformers are sexybeasts June 21, 2009

carpetmuncher 

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

carpetmuncher by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

carrot muncher 

Any skier on a mountain, usually they wear fluorescent one piece snow suits that are unnaturraly tight. They love to cut of snowboarders, and pack their lunches in coolers. Their favorite brands are Gordini, and Salomon.

"Logan check out that queer carrot muncher who just ate shit off that mogul!"

carrot muncher by Carmen Huber and Logan Mc Phee April 2, 2008