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Cariss
Cariss (pronounced Cār`-iss) n uncommon title, reserved for those women of the highest beauty, both inside and out. A Cariss is always one to lighten the room with her charm and wit. She will also always be the standard of elegence whereever her presence is known. You know you've met a Cariss when your heart races and you feel warm between the ears. You're always safe with a Cariss, and you can feel it when in her vicinity.
Cariss by the.king.;) October 10, 2014
Carisse
Carisse is amazing,beautiful most trustworthy person you can meet very fun and smart
She knows how to party and have a good time
You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse
She’s an absolute goddess
She gives the best advice
You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend
Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place
Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends
A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin
She knows how to party and have a good time
You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse
She’s an absolute goddess
She gives the best advice
You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend
Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place
Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends
A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin
Carisse by wendyisnicedarling34 June 9, 2018
big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun
big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking January 29, 2021
carpin' all them diems
The CHAD version of Carpe diem (seize the day).
Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.
In short: Don't think about it
Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.
In short: Don't think about it
"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." - Summer - Rick and Morty (2013) Season 3 episode 2 "Rickmancing the Stone"
carpin' all them diems by That one dude..!@gh December 3, 2017
caprist
a dumbass who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself! If he says he likes you he will ask you out and don't even think about saying anything because if you say yes you will get cheated on, and if you say no then he will tell the whole world you are dating.
caprist by beauty_humangirl13 November 26, 2016
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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