carpis 

can also refer to a foul, offensive odor, reminiscent of a fish stapled to a corpse

Damn, it smells like carpis up in this piece, yo

carpis by Anonymous October 16, 2003

carpis 

a fish stapled to a corpse, or vice-versa

"the evening was made spectacular by the appearance of a carpis"

carpis by eric October 11, 2003

Cariss 

Cariss (pronounced Cār`-iss) n uncommon title, reserved for those women of the highest beauty, both inside and out. A Cariss is always one to lighten the room with her charm and wit. She will also always be the standard of elegence whereever her presence is known. You know you've met a Cariss when your heart races and you feel warm between the ears. You're always safe with a Cariss, and you can feel it when in her vicinity.

Mark: Whoa! Did you see that?
John: What? That fine thang?
Mark: Yeah! She's such a Cariss..

Cariss by the.king.;) October 10, 2014

Carisse 

Carisse is amazing,beautiful most trustworthy person you can meet very fun and smart

She knows how to party and have a good time

You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse

She’s an absolute goddess

She gives the best advice

You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend

Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place

Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends

A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin

Omg look it’s Carisse I wish I could be her!

Carisse by wendyisnicedarling34 June 9, 2018

big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun 

a big ass nigga usually on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun!

YO LOOK THERES A BIG ASS NIGGA ON A SCOOTER DRINKING CAPRISUN!

big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking January 29, 2021

carpin' all them diems 

The CHAD version of Carpe diem (seize the day).

Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.

In short: Don't think about it

"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." - Summer - Rick and Morty (2013) Season 3 episode 2 "Rickmancing the Stone"

carpin' all them diems by That one dude..!@gh December 3, 2017

caprist 

a dumbass who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself! If he says he likes you he will ask you out and don't even think about saying anything because if you say yes you will get cheated on, and if you say no then he will tell the whole world you are dating.

girl I heard he cheated on you with Brianna, don't worry she a bitch and he is a caprist.

caprist by beauty_humangirl13 November 26, 2016