caprist

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a dumbass who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself! If he says he likes you he will ask you out and don't even think about saying anything because if you say yes you will get cheated on, and if you say no then he will tell the whole world you are dating.

girl I heard he cheated on you with Brianna, don't worry she a bitch and he is a caprist.

caprist by beauty_humangirl13 November 26, 2016

Words you can keep

big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

a big ass nigga usually on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun!

YO LOOK THERES A BIG ASS NIGGA ON A SCOOTER DRINKING CAPRISUN!

big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking January 29, 2021

Related Words

caprist • Capristan • capristone • Don Juan Capristrano • caprisun • @caprisun_enjoyer on insta • Capist • Capistrano • Caprislytherslut • CapriSuning

CapriSuning

The act of taking a Capri Sun and using a syringe to inject them with 10cc of flavored vodka and or everclear. Resulting in a euphoric experience of wonderment and joy.

Hey Billy want to go CapriSuning before the football game?
Sure Drew I would love to experience an epic mouthgasm from my favorite flavor a Capri Sun injected with a little liquid panty remover.

CapriSuning by Jiblets October 5, 2010

Rapist Capeist

In the videogame Sea of Thieves there is an island called "Rapier Cay", which for SoT players is widely known as "Rapist Capeist". Because of the size of the island most players tend to just drive their ships right over the middle of the island, whilst taking minor hits to the hull.

Arrthur: "Oh, I think I spotted Rapist Capeist, let's drive right over it."
Jarrshua: "Yeah great idea, we still need to burn our 217 planks from that fortress!"

Rapist Capeist by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

capistry

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)

Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."

capistry by realandre November 5, 2021

Caprise

Caprise is a gorgeous, mysterious, witty, hilarious, out-going, a person who is very beautiful and has a very good figure. She is selfless and outgoing, doesn’t care about other's views on her and is the best friend to have. She makes new friends easily due to her charismatic nature. She has a very alluring speaking and singing voice and is sophisticated by nature. She is not only creative but also highly intelligent, and this will increase exponentially with age.

I wish I were a Caprise.

Caprise by gamergurll July 21, 2019

man capris

capri pants designed for men

1. look at that european wearing man capris!
2. look at those two guys holding hands wearing man capris!

man capris by Tha_Cuddla August 12, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026