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a dumbass who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself! If he says he likes you he will ask you out and don't even think about saying anything because if you say yes you will get cheated on, and if you say no then he will tell the whole world you are dating.
girl I heard he cheated on you with Brianna, don't worry she a bitch and he is a caprist.
caprist by beauty_humangirl13 November 26, 2016
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big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun 

a big ass nigga usually on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun!
YO LOOK THERES A BIG ASS NIGGA ON A SCOOTER DRINKING CAPRISUN!

CapriSuning 

The act of taking a Capri Sun and using a syringe to inject them with 10cc of flavored vodka and or everclear. Resulting in a euphoric experience of wonderment and joy.
Hey Billy want to go CapriSuning before the football game?
Sure Drew I would love to experience an epic mouthgasm from my favorite flavor a Capri Sun injected with a little liquid panty remover.
CapriSuning by Jiblets October 5, 2010

Rapist Capeist 

In the videogame Sea of Thieves there is an island called "Rapier Cay", which for SoT players is widely known as "Rapist Capeist". Because of the size of the island most players tend to just drive their ships right over the middle of the island, whilst taking minor hits to the hull.
Arrthur: "Oh, I think I spotted Rapist Capeist, let's drive right over it."
Jarrshua: "Yeah great idea, we still need to burn our 217 planks from that fortress!"

capistry 

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)
Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."
capistry by realandre November 5, 2021
Caprise is a gorgeous, mysterious, witty, hilarious, out-going, a person who is very beautiful and has a very good figure. She is selfless and outgoing, doesn’t care about other's views on her and is the best friend to have. She makes new friends easily due to her charismatic nature. She has a very alluring speaking and singing voice and is sophisticated by nature. She is not only creative but also highly intelligent, and this will increase exponentially with age.
I wish I were a Caprise.
Caprise by gamergurll July 21, 2019

man capris 

capri pants designed for men
1. look at that european wearing man capris!
2. look at those two guys holding hands wearing man capris!
man capris by Tha_Cuddla August 12, 2006