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carpet rider 

Term used, in a deragatory sense, to refer to A-rabs, camel jockey, towel heads, sand niggers, or simply people of the middle east.
Mani is a carpet rider, that damn towel head.
carpet rider by Blowjfest July 13, 2007
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Magic Carpet Ride

Getting eaten out by a dude with a beard.
My boyfriend never shaves when he's on vacation. I hope I get a magic carpet ride!

Magic Carpet Ride

Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.
Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.
Magic Carpet Ride by beedazzle September 20, 2011

Magic Carpet Ride

When you stick it in a girls ass, and then ride her down the stairs
Last night me and becky wanted to mix it up so we tried a magic carpet ride

Magic Carpet Ride

Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.
"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."

Magic Carpet Ride

Two are having sex near a staircase. When the man is about to ejaculate you face her down towards the stairs. Give a good thrust and ride her down the stairs.
Me and my girlfriend took a Magic Carpet Ride last night.
Magic Carpet Ride by NightHausser December 16, 2009

Magic Carpet Ride

1.) sharing the same experience with someone else who is equally as high on marijuana as you are. 2.)knowing what the other person is thinking while both high on marijuana 3.) Being on the same wavelength as someone else while high on marijuana.
Me and Jess were so high last night that whenever we looked at each other we went on a magic carpet ride
Magic Carpet Ride by crazypants12 December 17, 2008
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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