by Chus Buttface April 03, 2005
An short, top up sleep often in the afternoon by those who’s nights sleep is restricted by difficult working hours or a hectic social life.
Don’t ring after two I often do a bit of carpentry in the afternoon.
What do ya mean?
I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.
What do ya mean?
I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.
by Stone in Shoe Bob November 02, 2009
by Maddestmonkey May 21, 2019
A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011
Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
by Schderp May 12, 2014
“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”
by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023
Any facet of Home improvements that are painstakingly attempted before dawn. Indictive of a man tweaking whose up all night .Carpentry done with keeping the noise down as a priority because everyone else is sleeping. A tweaker who has a knack for doing carpentry in his home between the hours of 12 am and 7 am , thus resulting in scattered small jobs with at best sub par results.
Since the pandemic the 24 hour hardware store in Manhattan has been closed overnight . What a drag for my beloved Quiet Carpentry.
by BillyKrash July 31, 2021