carmack

When you havent wiped your ass after taking a huge dump, then go tea-bag a chick and rub your asshole on her chin or nose.

I carmacked this whore last night. She was soo pissed!

by holey-moley January 21, 2009

Carmack

a large robust man that scares and intimadates people and at times is known to store crispy creme donuts in his arm pits.

Carmack visited this weekend and messed up the kitchen cookin egg slammers.

by Juan Hernandez March 14, 2005

Carmack

A small ass community in Mississippi. 100% white population. Home to the Carmack Fishhouse.Everyone has a truck and a four-wheeler. Awesome. Home to rednecks. Home to Lacey, Lizzi, and Cassie, the only teen girls that live here. The only teenage guys are Sawyer and Jay, and a hoe named Brandon.

"let's go mud riding today around the carmack fishouse "
"be at the fishhouse to meet you in 3 min."

by countrygirlfromcarmack December 9, 2012

J. Carmack

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software

1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games

by X.Legend June 11, 2006

Carmack's Law

The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)

Named after Doom's creator John Carmack

Doom running on an IKEA lamp? That's Carmack's Law.

by beanercamina July 4, 2021

Carmacks chilli dog

When a women farts on your penis that quickly turns around and starts sucking the fart covered dick

"Dude she gave me a carmacks chilli dog last night is was incredible ".

by J-cizzy December 9, 2015