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When you havent wiped your ass after taking a huge dump, then go tea-bag a chick and rub your asshole on her chin or nose.
I carmacked this whore last night. She was soo pissed!
carmack by holey-moley January 21, 2009
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a large robust man that scares and intimadates people and at times is known to store crispy creme donuts in his arm pits.
Carmack visited this weekend and messed up the kitchen cookin egg slammers.
Carmack by Juan Hernandez March 14, 2005
A small ass community in Mississippi. 100% white population. Home to the Carmack Fishhouse.Everyone has a truck and a four-wheeler. Awesome. Home to rednecks. Home to Lacey, Lizzi, and Cassie, the only teen girls that live here. The only teenage guys are Sawyer and Jay, and a hoe named Brandon.
"let's go mud riding today around the carmack fishouse "
"be at the fishhouse to meet you in 3 min."
Carmack by countrygirlfromcarmack December 9, 2012

Carmack’ed 

When someone sells you a vehicle, but refuses to provide you with the documentation necessary to register the vehicle.

This term comes from a notorious Missouri car dealer who sold tens of people automobiles but refused to give them the titles because he used them as collateral to secure personal loans.
The guy I bought my truck from really Carmack’ed me! He refuses to send me a bill of sale, and the DMV won’t let me register the truck in my name without it.
Carmack’ed by erica g. February 25, 2021

Carmack's Law 

The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)

Named after Doom's creator John Carmack
Doom running on an IKEA lamp? That's Carmack's Law.
Carmack's Law by beanercamina July 4, 2021

J. Carmack 

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software
1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games
J. Carmack by X.Legend June 11, 2006

ellie cormack 

amazing person. she brings all the germans to the yard
"that german guy looks hot"
"let me find ellie cormack, she will know who he is"
ellie cormack by midnightblue222 December 4, 2011
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