carmack
When you havent wiped your ass after taking a huge dump, then go tea-bag a chick and rub your asshole on her chin or nose.
carmack by holey-moley January 21, 2009
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Carmack
a large robust man that scares and intimadates people and at times is known to store crispy creme donuts in his arm pits.
Carmack by Juan Hernandez March 14, 2005
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Carmack
A small ass community in Mississippi. 100% white population. Home to the Carmack Fishhouse.Everyone has a truck and a four-wheeler. Awesome. Home to rednecks. Home to Lacey, Lizzi, and Cassie, the only teen girls that live here. The only teenage guys are Sawyer and Jay, and a hoe named Brandon.
"let's go mud riding today around the carmack fishouse "
"be at the fishhouse to meet you in 3 min."
"be at the fishhouse to meet you in 3 min."
Carmack by countrygirlfromcarmack December 9, 2012
Carmack’ed
When someone sells you a vehicle, but refuses to provide you with the documentation necessary to register the vehicle.
This term comes from a notorious Missouri car dealer who sold tens of people automobiles but refused to give them the titles because he used them as collateral to secure personal loans.
This term comes from a notorious Missouri car dealer who sold tens of people automobiles but refused to give them the titles because he used them as collateral to secure personal loans.
The guy I bought my truck from really Carmack’ed me! He refuses to send me a bill of sale, and the DMV won’t let me register the truck in my name without it.
Carmack’ed by erica g. February 25, 2021
Carmack's Law
The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)
Named after Doom's creator John Carmack
Named after Doom's creator John Carmack
Carmack's Law by beanercamina July 4, 2021
J. Carmack
1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games
J. Carmack by X.Legend June 11, 2006
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ellie cormack by midnightblue222 December 4, 2011
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