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Fucker Carlson 

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.
Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!
Fucker Carlson by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021

Carlsonomics 

The economic philosophy of Tucker Carlson favouring protectionism and populism over a purely free market model.
Mitt Romney opposition to Carlsonomics led to his 2012 election defeat.

Carlson School of Management 

(n) {originally English, (1998)}
1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.

US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\
1. (in conversation) My son is studying at the Carlson School of Management. (reply) Oh, so I see he is becomming a well-trained douchebag.

Carlson Handshake 

The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.
My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!
Carlson Handshake by juggler61 January 25, 2012

Carlosing 

To Carlos/Carlosing can mean one of two things.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.
"Her: LOLOL OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"

"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."
Carlosing by Mme. Guillotine November 2, 2011

Agnes Carlsson 

A Swedish Idol participant and singer. One of the hottest women in swedish history.
Man 1: Dude! That Agnes Carlsson is hot. I want to do her! But i think my girl would disagree!
Man 2: Man, i'm sure she will understand!
Man 1: Do you think? Ill ask her!
Man 1: Honey. Id like to do Agnes Carlsson. Would that be ok?
Girlfriend: Off course, love. She is the hottest in the history of sweden! I understand!
Agnes Carlsson by Lindstroem December 11, 2009