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Fucker Carlson
Fucker Carlson by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021
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Carlsonomics
The economic philosophy of Tucker Carlson favouring protectionism and populism over a purely free market model.
Carlsonomics by America Explained March 14, 2021
Carlson School of Management
(n) {originally English, (1998)}
1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.
US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\
1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.
US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\
1. (in conversation) My son is studying at the Carlson School of Management. (reply) Oh, so I see he is becomming a well-trained douchebag.
Carlson School of Management by lLamaD February 18, 2005
Carlson Handshake
The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.
My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!
Carlson Handshake by juggler61 January 25, 2012
Carlosing
To Carlos/Carlosing can mean one of two things.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.
"Her: LOLOL OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"
"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"
"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."
Carlosing by Mme. Guillotine November 2, 2011
Agnes Carlsson
Man 1: Dude! That Agnes Carlsson is hot. I want to do her! But i think my girl would disagree!
Man 2: Man, i'm sure she will understand!
Man 1: Do you think? Ill ask her!
Man 1: Honey. Id like to do Agnes Carlsson. Would that be ok?
Girlfriend: Off course, love. She is the hottest in the history of sweden! I understand!
Man 2: Man, i'm sure she will understand!
Man 1: Do you think? Ill ask her!
Man 1: Honey. Id like to do Agnes Carlsson. Would that be ok?
Girlfriend: Off course, love. She is the hottest in the history of sweden! I understand!
Agnes Carlsson by Lindstroem December 11, 2009
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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